title: A modest proposal for the simultaneous solution of tenure and promotion issues: a satirical essay.
authors.affiliation: Department of Anatomy, University of Maryland, Baltimore 21201.
authors.forename: L
authors.initials: L
authors.lastname: Guth
authors.forename: F M
authors.initials: FM
authors.lastname: Calia
mesh_terms: D000047:Academies and Institutes / Q000458:organization & administration / Q000592:standards; D004650:Employee Performance Appraisal / Q000191:economics*; D005178:Faculty / Q000592:standards*; D010559:Personnel Management / Q000191:economics*; D012456:Salaries and Fringe Benefits