title: One foley, two foley, red foley, blue foley.
authors.affiliation: Department of Emergency Medicine, Jesse Brown VA Medical Center, Chicago, Illinois 60608, USA.
authors.forename: Chad S
authors.initials: CS
authors.lastname: Kessler
mesh_terms: D006801:Humans; D008297:Male; D011037:Poetry as Topic; D014524:Urethral Obstruction / Q000628:therapy*; D014546:Urinary Catheterization / Q000295:instrumentation*; D014925:Wit and Humor as Topic