title: Seriously? When 9-1-1 callers don't use common sense.
authors.affiliation: Southwest Teller County EMS, Colorado, USA.
authors.forename: Steve
authors.initials: S
authors.lastname: Berry
mesh_terms: D002325:Caricatures as Topic; D004630:Emergencies / Q000145:classification*; D004632:Emergency Medical Services; D015277:Hotlines; D006801:Humans; D013850:Thinking; D014925:Wit and Humor as Topic