Gossip.
• It's easy to mock, I know, and we all have our own little peculiarities, but there's a new magazine out aimed specifically at collectors of phone cards. Yes, Publishing reports that Telecard Collector International is about to hit the streets, complete with the obligatory glamorous woman on the front to boost sales. In this case, the woman is Julia Swalha - Saffi, in Absolutely Fabulous - who is obviously a phonecard fan. (Whatever would Patsy say?) But titter ye not. 'Overall, this is an infuriatingly compulsive read,' says Publishing. And with some cards apparently reaching asking prices of £950, the anorak brigade obviously knows a thing or two. But before you start hanging on to all those cards you feed into the nursing home phone, be warned. They apparently increase in value if they are unused. Fabulous.