title: Hello, I am not an NHS number.
abstract: I was handed a request to return a patient's call and given a name, signs and symptoms and a number with ten digits, starting with a seven. There was no preceding zero, and assuming it must be a mistake I stuck one on, and dialled. The number was unobtainable.
authors.affiliation: Hampshire.
authors.forename: Jane
authors.initials: J
authors.lastname: Bates