title: A poetic tongue in cheek.
authors.affiliation: Brian T. Maurer has practiced general pediatrics for more than 30 years. He is the author of Patients Are a Virtue and blogs at http://briantmaurer.wordpress.com. The author has disclosed no potential conflicts of interest, financial or otherwise.
authors.forename: Brian T
authors.initials: BT
authors.lastname: Maurer
mesh_terms: D002610:Cheek; D002675:Child, Preschool; D005929:Glossitis, Benign Migratory / Q000175:diagnosis*; D006801:Humans; D008297:Male