title: Unprintable.
abstract: It was a simple half-term thing. The boys wanted to play badminton at the leisure centre and I needed to let Janet know. 'Gone to badminton,' I texted. But my phone is smart. Despite having known me for two years, it decided that I meant: 'Gone to Bhutan.'
authors.forename: David
authors.initials: D
authors.lastname: Newnham