title: Standard life.
abstract: Did you see those press reports that said in six months' time surgeons will be able to slap a dead bod's mug onto the be-barked bonce of anyone who had been scarred or disfigured? It seems that face transplants are coming and, after due reflection, I offer this considered response: yuck! what a terrible prospect. But then I have never been pulled more dead than alive from a blazing wreck with no hair and molten features, and if I had maybe I would react more effusively.
authors.forename: Daniel
authors.initials: D
authors.lastname: Allen